Illuminati

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The Illuminati is a stupid playground joke its not real everyone just hums the X files theme and... HEY? who are YOU? get off my computer!!! NO! PUT DOWN THE TRANQUILIZER!!! AAAAAAKKKKKKKKK!!!

THIS IS THE ILLUMINATI WE HAVE HIJACKED THIS PAGE WE ARE REAL WE CONTROL THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK!

OK its unstuck 2. Hillary clinton
 * 1) Donald trump

3. Burnie sanders

4. Obama

5. me

6. all politicians

7. everyone in north Korea

8. Justin beiber and Katie parry

well that was the Illuminati were going bye bye now