The pirate bay

The pirate bay is a site were you can download illegal programs mostly pirated. so basically: you get stolen good for free. it has not been taken down because the NSA has been to busy spying on your grandmas browsing history. even though it is tempting to use the pirate bay just for free software but...

YOU DON'T BECOME A PIRATE BY USING IT!!! this is disappointing to say the least.

Way pirate bay users get caught
 * 1) not using at least 7 proxies
 * 2) when the nsa emails you responding with "PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO HARD LABOR!!"
 * 3) downloading 7 billion movies
 * 4) talking about it on Reddit under your real name

HOW TO BECOME A PIRATE!!!
 * 1) get boat
 * 2) PROFIT!!!!
 * 1) PROFIT!!!!

No but seriously
 * 1) get a VPN man.
 * 2) don't download torrents that are uber popular
 * 3) be a leecher (ill explain later)
 * 4) don't download like 9 movies a day

seeding and leaching

when u download it puts a tiny bit of the file u downloaded onto your computer when others try to download then they copy a bunch of bits from others computers and put them together this lil bit is called a "seed"

dont download the seed.

be a leach LECHERS UNITE!!!